When my pet octopus Cute-Wilhelm faced his untimely death, I headed to Ahlainen to heal my shattered mind. For a while, everything started to look better again, but my sanity was to be wiped away by some church bells ringing in my skull. But there was no bell tower on the local church building. Just some pompous outhouse next to the church. Was this some kind of scheme pulled by local cultists? Insanity and horror were too overwhelming, and I decided to escape to America.
H.P. Lovecraft (1890 — 1937)
AMERICAN HORROR WRITER
H.P. LOVECRAFT’S TALES TO TELL ABOUT AHLAINEN
- Take a dramatic selfie in front of the bell tower.
- Establish some kind of sea-oriented religion or cult.
- Take the tour of three bridges and brag about it on social media.